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What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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