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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - Saint Augustine

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

An arts degree is like a diploma in origami. And about as much use. - J.G. Ballard

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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