![]() ![]() Off-the-docks Jews (Orthodox Jews) - Archie Bunker All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg I don't think anyone has been slandered more than the Jews. - Fidel Castro I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman see also Dubm, Mechanical, Travel & Work Sections Home Depot Delivery Lowe’s Holes Shofar So Good |
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