Mansion Cats

Cats with rich diets



Mansion Cats

High protein cat food for the man who has everything

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump


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18-Sep-2019