Melted Cat

Feline survival on a hot summer day



It's so hot the cat has melted

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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15-Oct-2019