Redneck Inground Swimming Pool

Bubba’s brewskie and fishing staycation holiday



Redneck Inground Beer and Fishing Swimming Pool

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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23-Aug-2019