Redneck Wireless Selfie

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Redneck Selfie - hand gun on selfie stick

Load selfie sticks with inspiration instead of bullets

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

The ballot is stronger than the bullet. - Abraham Lincoln

The bullet that will kill me is not yet cast. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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23-Oct-2018