Redneck Wireless Selfie

Non-negotiable selfie stick usage



Redneck Selfie - hand gun on selfie stick

Load selfie sticks with inspiration instead of bullets

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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The bullet that will kill me is not yet cast. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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24-May-2018