Shark Week Birthday Cake

Climbing into your closing curtain call



Shark Week Birthday Cake

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


see also   Shark  Section
Shark Selfie
Shark Weak in Shark Week
Shark Week in the United Kingdom
Shark Week Theme Song
Sharkalanche
Sharkini


 

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21-Apr-2019