Shark Week Birthday Cake

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Shark Week Birthday Cake

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon


see also   Shark  Section
Shark Selfie
Shark Weak in Shark Week
Shark Week in the United Kingdom
Shark Week Theme Song
Sharkalanche
Sharkini


 

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10-Dec-2018