Audible Sobs

When cries carry in the library



Cries carry in the library

For the courtesy of those studying around you, please relocate to the hallway if you wish to sob audibly.

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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal


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