Audible Sobs

When cries carry in the library

Cries carry in the library

For the courtesy of those studying around you, please relocate to the hallway if you wish to sob audibly.

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

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