Horse Laughter

When equestrians horse around



Laughing horse and rider

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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. - Milton Berle

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me. - Art Buchwald

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused. - Unknown

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. - Bob Hope

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard


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24-Nov-2017