Nautical Bunk Bed

Night at sea in a young sailor’s home



Nautical BunkBed for kids

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Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator. - Ken Dotcom

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

The U.S. should legalize marijuana, tax it, and send all the proceeds to NASA. NASA would inspire kids to explore the universe and pot would inspire adults to explore the universe. - Carl Sagan


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18-Sep-2019