Thanks Granny

Bubba looked at it and said, “Sew what?”



Grandma knits a cover for the spare car tire

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As I get older, I just prefer to knit. - Tracey Ullman

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

I will resist the urge to underestimate the complexity of knitting. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either. - Elizabeth Zimmermann

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

There is practically no activity that cannot be enhanced or replaced by knitting, if you really want to get obsessive about it. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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19-May-2019