African Lunch

Unexpected guests for a bush pilot



You are a bush pilot in the African veldt.
You fly in some critical medical supplies and enjoy
a quick lunch at the hospital.
You are eager to make your next appointment.
You return to the plane to find that the only shade
around has become very popular ...


African Lunch lions lying down beside an airplane

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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21-Sep-2017