Blind Bunny

Blind leading the blind


Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

“Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.”

“It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.”
“Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.”

“Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.”

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management.


QuotaBills
Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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26-Apr-2018