Blind Bunny

Blind leading the blind


Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

“Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.”

“It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.”
“Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.”

“Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.”

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management.


QuotaBills
Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. - Bobby Heenan

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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16-Jul-2019