Blind Bunny

Blind leading the blind


Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

“Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.”

“It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.”
“Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.”

“Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.”

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management.


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Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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19-Mar-2019