Blind Bunny

Blind leading the blind


Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

“Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.”

“It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.”
“Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.”

“Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.”

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management.


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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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22-Jul-2018