Blind Bunny

Blind leading the blind


Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

“Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.”

“It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.”
“Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.”

“Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.”

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management.


QuotaBills
Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X


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17-Sep-2019