Blind Bunny

Blind leading the blind


Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

“Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth; so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.”

“It’s quite okay,“ replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.”
“Oh, that would be wonderful,“ replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.”

“Oh, thank you! Thank you,“ cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “maybe I could feel you with my paw, and the same way you’ve helped me.”

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly part of upper management.


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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville


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22-Jan-2018