Canadian Wife
Three men
were traveling in Europe and happened to meet at a bar in London. One man was from
England, one from France and one from Canada. They got acquainted and started talking
about their problems with their wives.
The guy from England began by saying: "I told my wife in no uncertain terms that from
now on she would have to do her own cooking. Well the first day after I told her, I saw
nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home from work,
the table was set, a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert."
Then the man from France spoke up: "I sat my wife down and told her, that from now on
she would have to do her own shopping and also do the cleaning. The first day I saw
nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home, the whole
house was spotless, and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries.
The fellow from Canada was married to an enlightened woman from the prairies... He sat up
straight on the bar stool, pushed out his chest and said: "I gave my wife a stern
look and told her, that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and
housecleaning. Well the first day I saw nothing. The second day I still saw nothing. But
on the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye."