Woman’s Computer

Nothing much has changed over the years...

Women can now work at home!




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There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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19-Aug-2018