Woman’s Computer

Nothing much has changed over the years...

Women can now work at home!




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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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23-Apr-2018