Woman’s Computer

Nothing much has changed over the years...

Women can now work at home!




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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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23-Jan-2018