A group of second, third, fourth graders went on a field trip to Churchill Downs to learn about
thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry. When it was time to take the children to
the restrooms, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys with
the other.
However, both teachers were women. The boys’ escort was waiting outside the men’s room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she sheepishly went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by the
underarms, one by one. As she lifted one, she couldn’t help but notice that he was quite
maturely developed.
Trying not to stare, she asked, “Are you in the fourth?”
“No, ma’am,” he replied. “I’m in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. But I really appreciate the lift.”
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