Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the
chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of
nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before
you believe it?
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your
underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs,
file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an
inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
O.J. SIMPSON
See? That glove doesn't fit this chicken either.
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"? Could
you define "chicken" please?
GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question.
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross
the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?