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Life’s Little Secrets
Do you have enough film for your pictures?

Retirement:  Twice as much husband, half as much money.

Everyone has a photographic memory - some don’t have film.

Before you give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can spare it.

43% of all statistics are worthless.

Big Toe:  A device for locating sharp objects in the dark.

“I’ve been dieting for a month - all I’ve lost is 31 days.”

The quickest way to learn how to “do it yourself” is to criticize the way your wife is doing it.



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Free Cat

Bee Helmet

Field of Dreams

Pool Apartments

Rich Kid On The Block

Control Brothers

What Was Missing in Japan?

Ancient Japanese Proverb

Middle East Peace

Why We're Always Out of TP

Israeli TSA

Guitar Boat

Finger Phone

In-flight Refuelling

Unless Your Dog Can Do This

Bear Expectations

Money Drop

Foot Race

Statue Selfie

'Break In Motion' Brake

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25-Sep-2018