Retirement: Twice as much husband, half as much money.
Everyone has a photographic memory - some don’t have film.
Before you give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can spare it.
43% of all statistics are worthless.
Big Toe: A device for locating sharp objects in the dark.
“I’ve been dieting for a month - all I’ve lost is 31 days.”
The quickest way to learn how to “do it yourself” is to criticize the way your
wife is doing it.
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