Retirement: Twice as much husband, half as much money.
Everyone has a photographic memory - some don’t have film.
Before you give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can spare it.
43% of all statistics are worthless.
Big Toe: A device for locating sharp objects in the dark.
“I’ve been dieting for a month - all I’ve lost is 31 days.”
The quickest way to learn how to “do it yourself” is to criticize the way your
wife is doing it.
Language, Phrase &
Mid Flight Owl
Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars
Scottish Weather Forecast
Samurai Sudoku Puzzles C
Time Is Free
Fish Diet Meal
Follow The Leader
Organic Water Filter
Tire Store Restroom
Domino's Delivers Everywhere