Retirement: Twice as much husband, half as much money.
Everyone has a photographic memory - some don’t have film.
Before you give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can spare it.
43% of all statistics are worthless.
Big Toe: A device for locating sharp objects in the dark.
“I’ve been dieting for a month - all I’ve lost is 31 days.”
The quickest way to learn how to “do it yourself” is to criticize the way your
wife is doing it.
Language, Phrase &
Field of Dreams
Rich Kid On The Block
What Was Missing in Japan?
Ancient Japanese Proverb
Middle East Peace
Why We're Always Out of TP
Unless Your Dog Can Do This
'Break In Motion' Brake