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Two goats
found a tin can full of film. One of them nuzzled it until the lid came off. The film
leader loosened around the spool, and the goat ate a few frames.
The second goat ate some, too. Soon they pulled all the film off the reel and consumed the
whole of it.
When nothing was left but the can and the spool, the first goat said, "Wasn't that
great?"
"Oh, I don't know," replied the second goat. "I thought the book was
better."