What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Q: Why do Eskimos buy refrigerators?
A: To keep their food from freezing.
Q: Where do Eskimos keep their dog food?
A: In the mushroom.
Q: Where do Eskimos keep their money?
A: In snowbanks.
Q: What is the Chief Rabbi of the Eskimos?
Q: What is the ratio of the circumference of an igloo to its diameter?
A: Eskimo Pi.
Q: Why is Noah like a clock?
A: He made the Arctic.