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Q:   What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A:  Polaroids.

Q: Why do Eskimos buy refrigerators?
A: To keep their food from freezing.

Q: Where do Eskimos keep their dog food?
A: In the mushroom.

Q: Where do Eskimos keep their money?
A: In snowbanks.

Q: What is the Chief Rabbi of the Eskimos?
A: Eskimoses.

Q: What is the ratio of the circumference of an igloo to its diameter?
A: Eskimo Pi.

Q: Why is Noah like a clock?
A: He made the Arctic.


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