Hymns For All Occasions
The
Dentist's Hymn: Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn: There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn: The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn: Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn: There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn: Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn: Open My Eyes That I Might See Thee
IRS Agent's Hymn: I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn: Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn: Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn: Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn: I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn: He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn: The Great Physician
And for those who speed on the highway:
-----45mph.. God Will Take Care of You
-----55mph.. Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
-----65mph.. Nearer My God To Thee
-----75mph.. Nearer Still Nearer
-----85mph.. This World Is Not My Home
-----95mph.. Lord, I'm Coming Home
-----Over 100mph.. Precious Memories
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.