Igloo Rhyme

Going around in circles


In a warm igloo, an Eskimo mother is holding her little boy in her arms and reading a nursery rhyme to him.

“Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his ...”

“Mother, mother!” interjects the little boy.

“What is it, son?”

“What’s a corner?” asks the little boy.


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History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. - Unknown

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

It really is pretty hard to rhyme each line with the one that follows it. - Robert Lowell

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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