As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and
squeeze you, because I can’t forget last night.
You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened
in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and
shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...
You sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any
guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me. Finally
I went to sleep.
Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only
the sheets bore witness to last night’s events. My body still bears faint marks
of your enthusiastic ravishings, making it harder to forget you. Tonight I will
remain awake waiting for you... you friggin’ mosquito...
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