Armless Man's Assistant
An armless man walked into a bar which was empty except for the bartender.
He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get
the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The bartender
obliged him.
He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to his lips. The bartender
did this until the man finished his drink.
He then asked if the bartender would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the
foam from his lips. The bartender did it and commented, “It must be very
difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for
you?”
The man said,
“Yes,
it is a bit embarrassing at times. By the way, where is the restroom?”
The bartender quickly replied,
“The
closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the street.”