New Non-Sticking Stamp

WASHINGTON, D.C [JP] - President George Bush became a HERO, so he instructed the Postmaster General to issue a special postage stamp with his picture on it – stressing that it had to be of international quality.

Shortly after the stamps were released, Bush heard complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and he became furious. He called the chief of the CIA and ordered him to investigate the matter. The chief checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Bush.

He said, "President Bush, the stamp is definitely of international quality. The problem is, our people are spitting on the wrong side!" 

joe-ks.com hopes he sticks to his story…