Dog Walking - Remotely

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Remotely Walking The Dog with a TV remote

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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20-Nov-2017