Dog Walking - Remotely

Walking the dog AND watching the game!

Remotely Walking The Dog with a TV remote

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

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