Dr. Plank - “Speck Out Of Your Eye” Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself



How can you say to your brother, “Let me take the speck out of your eye,” when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4


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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker


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23-Nov-2017