Dr. Plank - “Speck Out Of Your Eye” Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself



How can you say to your brother, “Let me take the speck out of your eye,” when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4


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God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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19-Sep-2017