Dr. Plank - “Speck Out Of Your Eye” Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself



How can you say to your brother, “Let me take the speck out of your eye,” when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4


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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr


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17-Feb-2019