Dr. Plank - “Speck Out Of Your Eye” Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself



How can you say to your brother, “Let me take the speck out of your eye,” when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4


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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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19-Aug-2018