Dr. Plank - “Speck Out Of Your Eye” Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself



How can you say to your brother, “Let me take the speck out of your eye,” when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4


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I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16


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17-Nov-2018