Secret For A Long, Happy Life

Learning to deal with stress

A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step.
“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret
for such a long, happy life?”

“I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day,” she said.
“Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that,
I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all.”

Secret for a long happy life

“This is absolutely amazing at your age!” says the passer-by.
“How old are you?”

“Twenty four.”

life, for eternal us, is now - e e cummings

A man's deeds are his life. - African Saying

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

Life begins on the other side of despair. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Don't go through life, grow through life. - Eric Butterworth

Once you're dead you're made for life. - Jimi Hendrix

I must confess, I was born at a very early age. - Groucho Marx

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

What is drama after all, but life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. - Oscar Wilde

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. - Grace Hansen

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. - Queen Christina

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

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