Secret For A Long, Happy Life

Learning to deal with stress



A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step.
“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret
for such a long, happy life?”

“I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day,” she said.
“Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that,
I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all.”

Secret for a long happy life

“This is absolutely amazing at your age!” says the passer-by.
“How old are you?”

“Twenty four.”

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Life is too short to be little. - Disraeli

Believe in the holy contour of life. - Jack Kerouac

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. - Robert Frost

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. - Gelett Burgess

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

The age of chivalry is gone. That of sophisters, economists and calculators has succeeded. - Edmund Burke

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus


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22-Sep-2018