Secret For A Long, Happy Life

Learning to deal with stress



A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step.
“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret
for such a long, happy life?”

“I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day,” she said.
“Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that,
I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all.”

Secret for a long happy life

“This is absolutely amazing at your age!” says the passer-by.
“How old are you?”

“Twenty four.”

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The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn

Life itself still remains a very effective therapist. - Karen Horney

The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70. - Helen Hayes

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I had realized it sooner. - Colette

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The age of chivalry is gone. That of sophisters, economists and calculators has succeeded. - Edmund Burke

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. - George Bernard Shaw

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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19-Nov-2018