A Canadian couple, a French couple, and a Polish couple were dining out.
The Canadian man said to his date, “Would you please pass me the sugar, sweetie?”
Smiling at his own companion, the Frenchman said, “Would you pass me the honey, honey?”
Looking to be as suave as the other men, the Pole said to his girlfriend, “Would you please pass me the milk, cow?”
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