Overloaded Train Ride - Tickets Please!

New Amtrak train route in Delhi, India

Try to get a seat on this crowded train



Overloaded India Train Ride

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Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. - Steven Wright

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The vulgar crowd always is taken by appearances, and the world consists chiefly of the vulgar. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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