The Van Gogh Family Tree

After much careful research, it has been discovered that the
artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were...


His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
His unemployed cousin: Let Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chi-ca Gogh
His magician uncle: Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin: A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Fla-min Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
The bouncy nephew’s brother who lives in Penticton: Ogo Poe Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
A pregnant sister: Pre Gogh
The grandmother who was a 1950’s carhop @ A&W: Letsall Gogh
His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
His uncle with a corporate image: Lo Gogh
His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
And the moroff who browses joe-ks.com: Where2 Gogh

And there ya Gogh...



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Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. - Unknown

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

An iron curtain has descended across the continent. - Winston Churchill

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. - H L Mencken

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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21-Sep-2018