The Van Gogh Family Tree

After much careful research, it has been discovered that the
artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were...


His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
His unemployed cousin: Let Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chi-ca Gogh
His magician uncle: Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin: A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Fla-min Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
The bouncy nephew’s brother who lives in Penticton: Ogo Poe Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
A pregnant sister: Pre Gogh
The grandmother who was a 1950’s carhop @ A&W: Letsall Gogh
His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
His uncle with a corporate image: Lo Gogh
His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
And the moroff who browses joe-ks.com: Where2 Gogh

And there ya Gogh...



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Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

I don't know who my grandfather was, I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. - Abraham Lincoln

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

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My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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23-Oct-2017