A hard man is good to find.

Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I’m single because I was born that way.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

It’s better to be looked over than overlooked.

It’s not the men in my life that count – it’s the life in my men.

I’ve been in more naps than a napkin.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

So many men, so little time.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.

There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.

When choosing between two evils, I like to try the one I’ve never tried before.

When I’m good, I’m very, very good. When I’m bad, I’m better.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.