When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion…
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part…
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most of all…
10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.” And, upon seeing her
annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women!
The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb
The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir
I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead
Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent
No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus
If a man has done his best, what else is there? - George S Patton
One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius
All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud
Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley
You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker
Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. - Oscar Wilde
Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky
Why should anybody be interested in some old man who was a failure? - Ernest Hemingway
The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens
No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway
What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius
The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin
Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson
Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker
A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company. - Charles E Hughes
At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time
It still holds true that man is most uniquely human when he turns obstacles into opportunities. - Eric Hoffer
The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts. - William Hazlitt
I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau
They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce
Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown
I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire
Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw
I like to have nice conversations with a man that teach me something, make me mad, make me curious. Then I find him attractive. - Renee Zellweger
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson
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