When A Man Does The BBQ

Why men volunteer to do the barbeque


When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion…

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part…
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine…

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again…
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine…

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most of all…

10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.” And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women!


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An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

Every man must get to heaven his own way. - Frederick the Great

And all may do what has by man been done. - Edward Young

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

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As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another. - Bible

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A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Sir Francis Bacon

In this world a man must either be an anvil or hammer. - Henry W. Longfellow

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. - William Blake

Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. - Herman Melville

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some men (people) are born great
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare

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24-Jun-2019