A little dirt never hurt anyone, just wipe it off. Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it. - Adolf Hitler I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain If you keep on saying things are going to be bad, you have a good chance of being a prophet. - Isaac B. Singer There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing and that's all you'll ever find." - Robert J. Flaherty I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill. - Archie Bunker For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten see also Quote Section Father’s Day Selfie Fatherly Advice I Love Dad “Must Have” Power Drill Ways to say “Dad” in Different Languages |
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