The scoutmaster surveyed his troop and said, “Well, now, how did we spend the weekend? Any good deeds to enter in the merit book?”
One scout said, “Yes, sir. Three boys from the troop and me helped a little old lady cross Granville Street.”
“Why did it take four of you?”
“She didn’t want to go.”
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