[To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. The
following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a
hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.
You will understand what 'tendjewberrymud' means by the end of the conversation...] What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Sir Francis Bacon A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? 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