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How cats prepare for the World Cup



Cat stnading in way of a football player about to kick a soccer ball

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's no educational value in the second kick of a mule. - American saying

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A mule will labor 10 years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once. - William Faulkner

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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25-Feb-2018