Catapult Soccer

How cats prepare for the World Cup



Cat stnading in way of a football player about to kick a soccer ball

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After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. - Dale Carnegie

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's no educational value in the second kick of a mule. - American saying

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. - George Carlin

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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20-Aug-2017