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How cats prepare for the World Cup



Cat stnading in way of a football player about to kick a soccer ball

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's no educational value in the second kick of a mule. - American saying

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A mule will labor 10 years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once. - William Faulkner

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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12-Dec-2017