Gas Saving Motorcyclist

How to get your bike back home if you run out of gas



Motorcycle rider using hands to push motorcycle saving gas

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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11-Dec-2017