Gas Saving Motorcyclist

How to get your bike back home if you run out of gas



Motorcycle rider using hands to push motorcycle saving gas

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Push hard and expect rapid results. - Lorii Myers

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

Push yourself again and again. Don't give an inch until the final buzzer sounds. - Larry Bird

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable. - Leo Rosten

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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