Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee
Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump
I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson
Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell
The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker
Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral
History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee
Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst
A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill
God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot
Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Lord Tennyson
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters
I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley
It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb
Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson
Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner
Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa
I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke
Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi
Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado
To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi
If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan
Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16
It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
Kids & Religious Sections
Dead Sea Fish
God’s Little Instructions
Job Interview With God
John The Baptist Souvenirs
The Eye of God
Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit
The Art of Cropping
Chair Man Mao
I Do What I Want
Good Morning Babushka
Piranha on Steroids