Letters to God - From Children

Kids know how to talk God’s lingo


Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God, I am American. What are you?

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.

Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!

Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.

Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.

Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.

Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?

Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.

Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.

Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.

Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.

Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?

Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?

Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.

Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?

Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.


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Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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25-Aug-2019