Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller
I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen
You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible
Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman
God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler
Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen
I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore
Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury
When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster
It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray
Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain
God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown
My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle
Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay
To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi
Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams
In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini
You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth
Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson
Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane
It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln
The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins
Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover
He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16
To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
Kids & Religious Sections
Dead Sea Fish
God’s Little Instructions
Job Interview With God
John The Baptist Souvenirs
The Eye of God
One Too Many
Saskatchewan Christmas Entrepreneur
Texas 4 Months Apart
Well Trained Pencil
Extreme Pressure Cooker
Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars
Old Traffic Jam
Sudoku Sampler B
Same Mistake Twice
Redneck Flu Shot
A Balanced Diet