Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
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