Letters to God - From Children

Kids know how to talk God’s lingo


Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God, I am American. What are you?

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.

Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!

Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.

Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.

Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.

Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?

Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.

Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.

Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.

Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.

Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?

Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?

Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.

Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?

Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.


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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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22-Feb-2018