Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse
God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal
My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama
God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb
Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young
Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright
Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral
Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen
If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb
I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott
There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson
Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown
If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker
I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf
Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal
Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay
He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker
The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker
To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal
A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns
God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado
None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns
Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas
It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway
To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison
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Dead Sea Fish
God’s Little Instructions
Job Interview With God
John The Baptist Souvenirs
The Eye of God
Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars
Smoking In The Boy’s Room
High Tide Heels
You Never Call
Not Going Outside Minions
Acoustic Hearing Aids
How To Spot A Rich Guy
Redneck Hotter Tub
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