Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb
God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb
God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel
Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg
If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31
By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young
In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks
What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain
God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford
There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott
And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31
The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld
I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord
It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray
Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer
There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters
God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein
If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman
If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain
None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho
A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther
Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James
Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy
To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison
A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder
Kids & Religious Sections
Dead Sea Fish
God’s Little Instructions
Job Interview With God
John The Baptist Souvenirs
The Eye of God
Unless Your Dog Can Do This
'Break In Motion' Brake
Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
Redneck Coffee Pot
Speed Limit Warning
Why Neanderthals Became Extinct
Mid Road Parking Spot