Letters to God - From Children

Kids know how to talk God’s lingo


Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God, I am American. What are you?

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.

Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!

Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.

Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.

Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.

Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?

Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.

Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.

Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.

Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.

Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?

Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?

Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.

Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?

Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.


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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei


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13-Dec-2018