Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb
We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7
A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown
Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde
God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein
That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker
Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham
A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare
God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler
God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha
Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown
He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston
The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno
For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot
God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1
God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown
No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu
If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner
I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona
Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon
Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner
The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman
Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen
The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar
Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila
If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway
God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper
All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther
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