Wedding Pound Cake

Need to lose a little weight before your wedding?



Need to lose weight before the wedding

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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24-Oct-2017