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“Future
Home Depot employees...”
“Government
contractors at it again.”
“1-800-ADOPT-US...
please ask for Brad, their fath... um.... case agent.”
“Can
of paint... $10
Hardwood floors... $7 per square foot
Plasma TV... $2000
Having a wife strong enough to hold you back... Priceless”
Kirk
Lowry
“The
warning label 'Keep out of reach of children' got covered up
by a teeny-tiny spot of paint.”
Thomas Spencer
“Mommy
said we can't watch that program!”
Irvin Kauffman
“Mummy!
Daddy! We made you a nice smooth dancing floor
for the party you're throwing tonight! Started on the decoration too!”
Idske Mulder
“My
Kids' Last Day On Earth.”
Jacque Sparks
“'Casper'
wanna-be's!”
“Babies
gone wild.”
“You
missed a spot!”
Linda Newman
“Missing:
Two boys - last seen like this.
Police and Grandparents fear the worst. Parents refusing to comment.”
Misty Walker
“And
when we are done here, Mommy, we'll start on YOUR room!”
Dave Ward
“Hello,
local adoption agency?”
Robert Mexico
“But,
Honey, I only left them for a minute...”
“Well,
it's a 'good thing' we bought water-based paint.”
Liz Butler
“I
heard you tell your friends I was going to be another Picasso. Surprise!
This is my first masterpiece and I made it just for you, Mommy.”
Darlene Johnston
“Look
Mommy - We didn't get any on the wall.”
“I
heard you tell Daddy to use white out when he made a mistake. Is this what you
meant?”
Della Norton
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