Redneck Lottery Tour

What Bubba did when he won the lottery



Redneck Limousine Lottery Tour



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I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown. - Hunter Baker

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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11-Dec-2017