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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel


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23-Feb-2018