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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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26-May-2018