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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone


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21-Feb-2019