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Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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16-Aug-2018