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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel


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23-Oct-2018