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So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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15-Oct-2019