Women’s Outhouse

When workplace sanity is necessary to keep a woman’s sanity



Outhouse for Women

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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22-Oct-2017