Women’s Outhouse

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Outhouse for Women

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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22-Jun-2018