Women’s Outhouse

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Outhouse for Women

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There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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21-Feb-2018