Women’s Outhouse

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Outhouse for Women

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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20-Sep-2018