Babble Language

Are you as open as a child?

An animated conversation with the Blessed Mother



Baby Babble Language

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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23-Oct-2018