Surround Sound for Babies

Is your Baby Einstein hooked on Classics?

Develop your infant’s minds as they sleep with Mozart’s soothing music



Baby Surround Sound

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I can't hear you over the sound of how epic I am. - Unknown

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man. - Groucho Marx

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

As far as I'm concerned, "whom" is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. - Calvin Trillin

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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