Surround Sound for Babies

Is your Baby Einstein hooked on Classics?

Develop your infant’s minds as they sleep with Mozart’s soothing music



Baby Surround Sound

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

It always sound scarier when a hollerer talk soft. - Kathryn Stockett

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man. - Groucho Marx

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Push yourself again and again. Don't give an inch until the final buzzer sounds. - Larry Bird

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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