Baked Democrat
How to find a rare politician
Why Cannibals like politicians done rare

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu:

Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican: $20.00
Baked Democrat: $1,000.00

The cannibal called the cook over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the Democrat?”

The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of crap, it takes all morning to get them clean enough to cook.”


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