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joe-ks.com’s last “hits” of May 2007 ... Frankenankle!

Before your next motorcycle accident, stock up at Home Depot



the Joe-kster's broken left ankle, fixed thanks to Home Depot

Joe broke his ankle in a motorcycle accident in
Abbotsford, B.C., Canada on May 27th, 2007.
Many thanks go to the MSA doctors, nurses, support staff &
Zimmer who “put it together again”!


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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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