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the Joe-kster's broken left ankle, fixed thanks to Home Depot

Joe broke his ankle in a motorcycle accident in
Abbotsford, B.C., Canada on May 27th, 2007.
Many thanks go to the MSA doctors, nurses, support staff &
Zimmer who “put it together again”!


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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Treat the patient, not the X-ray. - James M. Hunter

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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