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the Joe-kster's broken left ankle, fixed thanks to Home Depot

Joe broke his ankle in a motorcycle accident in
Abbotsford, B.C., Canada on May 27th, 2007.
Many thanks go to the MSA doctors, nurses, support staff &
Zimmer who “put it together again”!


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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The doctor is often more to be feared than the disease. - French Proverb

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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