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the Joe-kster's broken left ankle, fixed thanks to Home Depot

Joe broke his ankle in a motorcycle accident in
Abbotsford, B.C., Canada on May 27th, 2007.
Many thanks go to the MSA doctors, nurses, support staff &
Zimmer who “put it together again”!


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Treat the patient, not the X-ray. - James M. Hunter

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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