Dusty Underwear

Underwear with attitude

Brief encounters of the married kind


One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. “What the heck,” he said to himself as a little blue ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.

“Bonnie,” he hollered into the bathroom, “why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”

She shot back, “It’s not talcum powder. It’s ‘Miracle Grow.’ ”


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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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20-Aug-2019