Dusty Underwear
Brief encounters of the married kind - underwear with attitude...
One morning a husband took a
pair of underwear out of the drawer. “What the heck,” he said to himself as a
little blue ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
“Bonnie,” he hollered into the bathroom, “why did you put talcum powder in my
underwear?”
She shot back, “It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'.”